dickholder:

my girl so dam artsy im boutta embroider all of our sexts on to one of those fabric tambourines

(via parrots4cake)

2dsgirl:

btw im really over cis/straight girls (cishet ppl in general) going to pride because it’s this fun party and they can post about it on all their social medias and look SO ‘woke’ but in their real lives they don’t wanna share a locker room with a lesbian or trans girl and get fucking rude when they go to gay bars and a girl hits on them or a trans girl walks into the bathroom while their taking a selfie. i honestly don’t care if going to pride is some sort of feel good thing to boost your ego, please leave us alone because pride is NOT for straight cis people !

(via theladyisafuckingdandy)

mermantula:

it’s been nine years and twenty seven days since the pilot of pushing daisies aired on television and still no screenwriter has ever topped the line “bitch I was in proximity”

(via onlysufficientnow-deactivated20)

sspookymulder:

vending machines in bioshock: welcome to the circus of values! 

me for the next 20 minutes: wElCoMe To tHe CiRCuS oF VaLuEs

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I loved the smell of ocean water. Salt always smells like memory.

— Sherman Alexie (via quotemadness)

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We Finally Know How Naked Mole Rats Survive Without Oxygen, and It's Really Freaking Weird →

heterocephalus:

myfrogcroaked:

Instead of sticking to a glucose-based system, which is dependent on oxygen, when a naked mole rat is deprived of oxygen, it switches its metabolism so that its brain cells start burning fructose for energy instead of glucose.  

Fructose can be turned into energy anaerobically - which means it doesn’t require the presence of oxygen to be broken down into cellular energy.

Until now, this anaerobic pathway was thought only to be used by plants.  

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is this why rufus could stay so damn long in ron’s pocket

(via bulletproof-furniture)

Relatable:

theocseason4:

that scene in Gone Girl (2014) where Amy is going through her calendar and several days are marked with “kill self?”

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